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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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