- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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