- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

your no better than a cockroach

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Wait! hundred billions!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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