Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Justin with a hat.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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