How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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