- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

your no better than a cockroach

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Take part of what?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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