- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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