y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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No

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I am a mime

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Women's professional sports

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Anti Joke

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