Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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