- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Potassium? K.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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