- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Robin, get in the car!

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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