- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a black man? Rob

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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