Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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