What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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