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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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