- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

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