- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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