How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Allah walked into AK Bar

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Womans baksetball...

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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