- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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