- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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