- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A chicken walked into the bar...

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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