- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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