- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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