- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats 2+2? 4

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