- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Knock knock knock OCD

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Robin, get in the car!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

knock knock... ...no answer

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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