a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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