The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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poop

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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