- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

bite me

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*