There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Anti Joke

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