Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What's one plus one? two.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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