- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

knock knock who's there ?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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