- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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