- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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