Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

TOP KEK

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock knock knock OCD

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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