How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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