- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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