- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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