- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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