You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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I'm homeless.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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