- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

woman's rights

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Jimmy Saville

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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