Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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