What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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