Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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