Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Communism hehe xd

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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