- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

YOU

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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