Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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whats white jizz

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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