Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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