What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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