Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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