- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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