why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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autistic kids rock

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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how man

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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