A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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