All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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this website is a bad joke

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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