- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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