- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Take part of what?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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