- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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