- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Wait! hundred billions!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You know what's cool? Yep.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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