- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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