- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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