What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

The holocaust

why dont they make black forks

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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