- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

No antijoke here.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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