There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Cripples are lame.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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