- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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