A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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