How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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