- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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