- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Weaner

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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