What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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