Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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