- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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