- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

My spelling is horrible

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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