Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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