Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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