Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A bar walks into a man

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Guess what? I like trains.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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