5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I'm homeless.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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