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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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