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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What is stupid and looks like you? You.