A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A dancer walks into a barre

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Brain fart

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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