- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Weaner

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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