Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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