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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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