- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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