- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Pain Olympics.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Knock knock! Just kidding.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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