Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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An anti-joke

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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