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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

womens rights.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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