- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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