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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

knock knock Goodbye

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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