- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are red Im adopted

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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