Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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