Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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