- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

The chickens have become self-aware!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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