- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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