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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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