Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How old are you? 7

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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