Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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