- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??