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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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