- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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