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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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