- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why dont they make black forks

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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