- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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