What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Jimmy Saville

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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