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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

hi penis ham telephone

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

I'm so punny.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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