- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Dwarf Shortage

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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