- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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