BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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