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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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