- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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