Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Cripples are lame.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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